Wof Street

🐕 Woof Street Journal

11/11/2026 at 04:31 · last 24 hours sniffed

THUNDERSTORM. Under the sofa.

The market is scared of thunder. Everyone runs to gold, like a dog runs to its human.

🥣 The big bowls

The things you buy. More bones = it goes up more. Empty bowl = it goes down. 🔍 Tap a bowl to sniff out why. The noses 👃 tell you how sure we are: one = faint smell, three = very strong smell. 🏠 = what changes at home, for you too.

🇺🇸
American stock market
🥣
Ooooh…
Empty bowl: it's going down
👃👃👃

American companies are worth less: your human's savings go down a little. No new toy today.

🇪🇺
European stock market
🥣
Ooooh…
Empty bowl: it's going down
👃👃👃

European and Italian companies are worth less: your human looks thoughtful. Stay close and let them give you a pat.

🏦
US government bonds
🥣
Ooooh…
Empty bowl: it's going down
👃👃

In America loans cost more, and here too the mortgage on the house with the garden could get more expensive.

🇮🇹
Italian government bonds
🥣
Ooooh…
Empty bowl: it's going down
👃👃👃

Italy pays more interest on its debts: less money for parks, and mortgages become pricier. Anyone holding Italian government bonds sees them worth less.

🛢️
Oil
🦴
…
So-so: stays still
👃

Nothing new round here today: time for a nap.

🪙
Gold
🦴
Woof!
Full bowl: it's going up
👃👃

Gold goes up when people are scared: it's like hiding the tastiest bone under the cushion.

₿
Bitcoin
🥣
Ooooh…
Empty bowl: it's going down
👃👃

Bitcoin goes down: anyone holding it has droopy ears. It bounces up and down like a crazy ball.

💵
Dollar
🦴🦴🦴
WOOF! WOOF!
Full bowl: it's going up
👃👃👃

The dollar goes up and the euro is worth less: holidays in America cost more, and things bought in dollars, even oil, become pricier.

🍲 The great big bowls (themed ETFs)

An ETF is a great big bowl filled with food from lots of companies of the same kind. If you don't know which bone to pick, take the whole big bowl. The wooden label shows the name of the American big bowl it follows.

🏠
Houses and gardens
XHB, ITB, VNQ
🥣
Ooooh…
👃👃👃

People who build houses and gardens. Mortgages are expensive: the new garden will have to wait.

👜
Luxury dog beds
(basket LVMH/RACE/MONC)
🥣
Ooooh…
👃👃👃

Very expensive bags, clothes and collars, lots of them made in Italy. Even the richest people are watching their money.

🛡️
Guard dogs (defence)
ITA, EUAD
🦴🦴🦴
WOOF! WOOF!
👃👃

The real guard dogs: companies that make weapons and systems to protect countries. Countries are spending more to protect themselves because there's tension in the world.

☀️
Sun and wind
ICLN, TAN
🥣
Ooooh…
👃👃

Solar panels and wind turbines. Building plants costs more, often because interest rates are high.

🛒
Shops (including the kibble one)
XRT, XLY
🥣
Ooooh…
👃👃

Shops, including the kibble one. Families are spending less: maybe kibble will go on offer.

⛽
Petrol and gas
XLE
🦴🦴
Woof!
👃👃

Companies that sell petrol and gas. When they earn more, it usually means pricier petrol and bills.

✈️
Planes and holidays
JETS
🥣
Hmm…
👃👃

Planes and holidays (meanwhile you go to grandma and grandpa's, or to a dog retirement home). Pricier fuel or fewer trips: tickets might cost more.

🚗
Cars (the ones you chase)
CARZ
🥣
Hmm…
👃

They make cars, the ones you love chasing. They're selling fewer, or paying more tax to send them abroad: new cars might cost more.

🏛️
Banks (where the money lives)
XLF, KBE, FTSE It. Banche
🦴
Woof!
👃

The place where your human keeps the money for kibble. Doing well, often because interest rates are high: mortgages cost more.

⛏️
Diggers (mines)
GDX, COPX
🦴
Woof!
👃

They dig in the ground to find gold and metals, just like you do in the garden. Metals cost more: wires, batteries and dog tags might get more expensive.

💻
Computers and phones
QQQ, XLK
🥣
Hmm…
👃

The phone companies where your human looks at your photos. Investors worry they'll earn less.

💡
Electricity and water
XLU
🥣
Hmm…
👃

Electricity, gas and water, even the water in your bowl. This usually happens when interest rates rise, because they have lots of debts.

🤖
Robots and chips
SMH, SOXX
🦴
Woof!
👃

They make chips, the tiny brains inside phones, computers and even the robot vacuum cleaner that scares you. Lots of computers are being bought: party time.

💊
Vets and medicines
XLV, XBI
🦴
Woof!
👃

Medicine and healthcare: the humans' vet. New medicines or more sales.

🏭
Factories
XLI
🦴
…
👃

The factories that build machinery, trains and planes. Nothing special today.

🐕‍🦺 Friends from the park (companies)

The companies the newspapers talked about today.

🏛️
Morgan Stanley
MS
🥣
Ooooh…
👃

A big American bank that looks after savings. Down: today nobody throws her the ball.

🚗
Stellantis
STLAM
🦴🦴
Woof!
👃

Makes Fiat, Jeep, Peugeot and lots of other cars. Up: everyone wants to play with her.

💻
Alphabet
GOOGL
🦴
Woof!
👃

It's Google: internet searches, YouTube and Android. It's up: everyone wants to play with her.

💻
Microsoft
MSFT
🥣
Hmm…
👃

Makes Windows, Office and the Copilot artificial intelligence. Falling: today nobody throws it the ball.

🤖
AMD
AMD
🥣
Hmm…
👃

Makes chips for computers and video games. It's down: nobody's throwing it the ball today.

🤖
Micron
MU
🥣
Hmm…
👃

It makes the memories where computers and phones save things. It's going down: nobody's throwing it the ball today.

⛽
Tenaris
TEN
🦴
Woof!
👃

It makes steel pipes for drilling oil and gas. It's up: everyone wants to play with it.

🤖
Nvidia
NVDA
🦴
…
👃

Makes the chips that make artificial intelligence work. Today it's staying in its dog bed.

👃 What's being sniffed out today

🐿️ = a big story but not confirmed yet: it makes you want to run, but it's better to stay sitting.

🐿️ SQUIRREL!
Only one newspaper is saying this. Don't chase it.
Asian Bond Yields Rise on Growing Expectations for Fed Rate Hike
Original headline: «Asian Bond Yields Rise on Growing Expectations for Fed Rate Hike» (machine translation)

The American central bank is keeping interest rates high: the mortgage for the house with the garden stays expensive.

⛈️ Thunder, human rating -8.1 out of 10
🐿️ SQUIRREL!
Only one newspaper is saying this. Don't chase it.
Ternium Says Mexico Steel Imports Need Strict Tariff Enforcement
Original headline: «Ternium Says Mexico Steel Imports Need Strict Tariff Enforcement» (machine translation)
Source: Bloomberg

Tariffs are a tax on things that come from far away. If they go up, even rubber toys and imported kibble can cost more.

⛈️ Thunder, human rating -8.4 out of 10
🐿️ SQUIRREL!
Only one newspaper is saying this. Don't chase it.
Sen. Gallego Sees 'Good Grounds' for Hegseth Impeachment
Original headline: «Sen. Gallego Sees 'Good Grounds' for Hegseth Impeachment» (machine translation)
Source: Bloomberg

Tariffs are a tax on things that come from far away. If they go up, even rubber toys and imported kibble can cost more.

⛈️ Thunder, human score -6.5 out of 10
👃👃 Two noses
2 newspapers sniffed it out.
House Takes up Hegseth Impeachment Procedural Vote
Original headline: «House Takes up Hegseth Impeachment Procedural Vote» (machine translation)

Somewhere in the world there's a thunderstorm of war: pricier petrol and people hiding their savings in gold.

⛈️ Thunder, human rating -3.3 out of 10
👃👃 Two noses
2 newspapers sniffed it out.
SoftBank Loses $7 Billion After Data Center Writedown
Original headline: «SoftBank Loses $7 Billion After Data Center Writedown» (machine translation)

Lots and lots of money is being spent on smart computers: the chip companies are celebrating.

⛈️ Thunder, human rating -2.3 out of 10
👃👃 Two noses
2 newspapers sniffed it out.
FirstFT: Oil price falls below $90 a barrel
Original headline: «FirstFT: Oil price falls below $90 a barrel» (machine translation)

Somewhere in the world there's a thunderstorm of war: pricier petrol and people hiding their savings in gold.

⛈️ Thunder, human rating -4.2 out of 10
🐿️ SQUIRREL!
Only one newspaper is saying this. Don't chase it.
KPMG Chief Economist Predicts Hot PCE Report After CPI
Original headline: «KPMG Chief Economist Predicts Hot PCE Report After CPI» (machine translation)
Source: Bloomberg

Prices are rising: with the same money, your human buys less kibble than before.

⛈️ Thunderstorm, human rating -7.6 out of 10
🐿️ SQUIRREL!
Only one newspaper is saying this. Don't chase it.
Gold Holds Loss Near $4,000 on Hot US Inflation, Fed Remarks
Original headline: «Gold Holds Loss Near $4,000 on Hot US Inflation, Fed Remarks» (machine translation)
Source: Bloomberg

The American central bank is keeping interest rates high: the mortgage for the house with the garden stays expensive.

⛈️ Thunder, human rating -5.1 out of 10

Note for the human. Dogs see the world in yellow and blue: to them, red and green are almost the same shade of grey. Here, yellow = up, blue = down.

Treasuries and Italian government bonds are priced in: a full bowl = yields falling.

The ETFs on the labels are the US ones used as a benchmark for the sector, not a shopping list. In Italy a saver usually can't buy them (they lack the KID required by PRIIPs rules): you need the equivalent UCITS version listed in Europe.

The information provided is for informational and educational purposes only and does not constitute financial advice, an investment recommendation or a solicitation to buy or sell financial instruments.